Have you been on a luxury cruise ship and thought, “I wish this cruise were more focused on mortgage licensing education”? If so, you’re going to love OnlineEd®’s new luxury cruise ship, the Continuing Education of the Seas. Aboard the Continuing Education, lucky travelers will enjoy endless hours of time-monitored required reading, tests, and quizzes, with limited access to anything else.
OnlineEd®, the operator of this new cruise experience, is known for its online real estate and mortgage licensing education that you can enjoy anywhere you have an internet connection. However, this ability to take your required education wherever you want, on your own time, and at your own pace can feel like too much freedom. One customer said of the OnlineEd® experience, “The company’s platform caters too much to what I want, and is too flexible–why do they have to make it so easy to complete my required licensing education on my terms?”
OnlineEd® realized years ago that flexibility and ease of use just aren’t for everyone, but the company struggled to find a way to accommodate these students. Experts say that, for many travelers, the pressure to have fun and relax can be overwhelming while on vacation. However, recent research says that there’s an easy solution, which is to make sure to work through your entire vacation so you never feel the pressure to relax. This is why OnlineEd® decided to combine licensing education with a luxury cruise experience that completely eliminates the need for freedom, fun, and relaxation.
Starting in April 2025, OnlineEd® will offer week-long luxury education cruises during which guests will devote 150% of their time to their real estate or mortgage licensing education, and will be strictly supervised by a team of onboard exam proctors. This fun-free environment will help fast-track students to get or renew their licenses, and students are already signing up. Jan Gephardt, a Nebraska mortgage broker, says she can’t wait for her OnlineEd® cruise because “It’ll be like living in a floating textbook!”
Guests on the Continuing Education of the Seas will bask in the splendor of strict curfews and study monitors to help them focus. Each guest will be treated to a luxurious massaging helmet, which will firmly apply pressure to the student’s head while forcing them not to look away from their computer screens for even five seconds. As if this weren’t enough, guests will be entertained with nightly performances in the onboard theater, featuring show-stopping numbers like “How to Draft a Contingency” and “Whiteboard Full of Math.”
The cruise will include exciting shore excursions during its week-long voyage, stopping exclusively at seaside corporate parks and office buildings featuring sprawling parking lots and a stunning lack of trees, so that students won’t be distracted from their studies. The maiden voyage of the Continuing Education of the Seas will be on April Fools’ Day, 2025.
Education Cruise Lines, by OnlineEd®
